Brits are funny.

[L3]

Me: I heard that Brits can't cook.
Carson: Um, well- *shyly pokes tips of index fingers together and looks down*, I can cook...
Me: *raises eyebrow* Really?
Carson: Y-yeah! *blushes and smiles excitedly* I can make TV dinners!!
Me: *facepalms*

~~~~~

Carson and Larson: *in boredom, watching some movie with naked ladies in it*
Me: *walks by in boredom and glances over*
Larson: *disinterested, at the screen* Nice dugs.
Carson: *bored out of his mind, lazy* Bullocks. Hand me the zapper. The last thing I need to see is a roasting on the telly.
Larson: Rough as a robber's dog, she is.
Carson: Blimey...
Me:: O___O ... *walks away slowly* Bored Brits are scary~!

~~~~~

Me: *jumps from around corner* BOO!!
Larson: JESUS SUFFERING CHRIST!! *falls out of chair*
Me: What's wrong with him?
Larson: *foot twitches*
Carson: That's how he gets when plastered.
Larson: *about to vomit*
Carson: Shit-a-brick! He's gonna pull a whitey!
Me: *leaves, horrifed* It's like they don't speak English!

[~Nekero~]

LMAO XD. I just love britts more and more XDD.

[Apathy]

why thank you, i feel oh so loved now. :'D

shall I translate for the yanks and other more-respectful countries?

[L3]

Call me a Yank again and I'll fly over to England and shove my size sevens up your adorable narrow ass, punk.

And yes, that'd be nice. XD

[Apathy]

Carson and Larson: *in boredom, watching some movie with naked ladies in it*
Me: *walks by in boredom and glances over*
Larson: *disinterested, at the screen* Nice dugs.
Carson: *bored out of his mind, lazy* Bullocks. Hand me the zapper. The last thing I need to see is a roasting on the telly.
Larson: Rough as a robber's dog, she is.
Carson: Blimey...
Me:: O___O ... *walks away slowly* Bored Brits are scary~!

dugs = breasts
bullocks = a more polite way of saying "bullshit"
zapper = televison remote
roasting = orgy
telly = television
rough as a robber's dog = coarse or ugly
blimey = an exclamation of surprise or disbelief; the short form of "cor blimey".

Me: *jumps from around corner* BOO!!
Larson: JESUS SUFFERING CHRIST!! *falls out of chair*
Me: What's wrong with him?
Larson: *foot twitches*
Carson: That's how he gets when plastered.
Larson: *about to vomit*
Carson: Shit-a-brick! He's gonna pull a whitey!
Me: *leaves, horrifed* It's like they don't speak English!

plastered = drunk
shit-a-brick = expression of surprise
pull a whitey = turning pale before vomiting



oh yea, u know we were only talking like this because u were there, right? not all British people talk like this.

[Kyra Raven]

Eh, it could be worse. Bazzle of Bummer Street could have been in the room...or Azoo-shudders-no one has time to be bored with them in the room

[L3]

Mar 22, 2009 19:44:12 GMT -5 Apathy said:

oh yea, u know we were only talking like this because u were there, right? not all British people talk like this.

...

Yes.

btw, I'm going to kill you in your sleep.